So obviously you guys know that I’m short and all you girls can understand and agree about one thing which is that it’s so annoying when people point out the fact that we are short. Yeah I get it, we’re cute but seriously I hate when people are like “how tall are you? Oh you’re so short! OMG you’re so much shorter in person!” I’m like OMG I’m going to bite you, shut up.
My friends always used to make me sit and the middle aka the bitch seat in the car and say I was the only on who could fit. I’m like thanks. Who wants the middle seat, you’re squished! Sorry that I’m small, but I’m perfect. I do need a stepping stool because I can’t reach. Half of the cabinets in our house, I can’t reach so I bought a stepping stool for the house and Jionni uses it too. We’re a short family. I’m short because of gymnastics. Lorenzo and Giovanna don’t have a chance of being tall. We’re cute little things and can fit in small spaces, it’s just fun.
We were doing press for Jersey Shore and I ran up to Ron and Ron thought I was this crazy little girl fan and he was like where is your mother and then he saw that it was me and started dying laughing. Ron you’re an asshole you should know I’m short by now and number two I am not a little girl. I love my short friends because we get each other and understand.
Me and Jenni are the totally opposite when we come to appearances. Jenni is not that tall but I make her look tall. Shes 5’7 and im 4’9 so when we hang out and she puts on her hooker heels, which I call her stripper heels, I tell her “you look like a stripper today.” But she literally wears 8 inch heels when she hangs out with me and I’m like dude you’re already tall as it is. But with our hooker heels you’re literally a giraffe and I’m an ant so stop wearing your hooker heels around me.
Let’s just say good things come in small packages.
xoxo Love always,
The 7th Heaven dad, Stephen Collins, is accused of child molestation and obviously TMZ broke it because they are up everybody’s assholes. Supposedly he molested and exposed himself to several underaged girls before which is freaking weird. That’s disgusting. What would you do if you were a ten year old girl and you see this guy just whip out his thing? That’s so weird. And then people were asking him questions about it. He confessed to molesting an 11 year old girl where he was touching her hand and putting her hand on his penis. That’s what the articles are saying. Then somebody said when you exposed yourself did you have an erection and he’s like no… partially… maybe. Eww. Now I’m thinking remember him on 7th Heaven with Ruthie. She was just on Maxim last year and she was so hot but what if he touched her?
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Ariana Grande is dating Big Sean. Now they are wearing matching chains so I feel like this is a high school relationship! It’s very cute. She’s 21, but the way she wears her hair makes her seem like she’s younger. She’s putting pictures on Instagram with different hair and OMG she’s so beautiful. So now it’s a more messy ½ up ½ down. She is probably the one who likes the hair signature she’s rocking, like how I had the poof and I never wanted to do anything different. So that’s her poof and now shes getting over it!
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At his concert he stopped his concert to yell a kid in a wheelchair to stand up. He was doing his show and said he couldn’t continue the show until everyone stands up unless you have a handicap pass. Then he spotted two people in the crowd and pointed to them and said you better get up and this guy picked up his fake leg and waved it in the air and Kanye West was like “ok, you fine.” He called out the only person who was handicapped in the place. Isn’t that awful?
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