So the holidays are coming up and it’s so much more fun and exciting when you have kids because it makes you feel like a kid again. You’re talking about Santa and the presents and it’s just so much more fun with kids. So I wanted to do the tradition that everybody does in our family with the Elf on the Shelf. So I got Lorenzo the Elf on the Shelf and we opened it together and I was like Lorenzo this is from Santa and he got really excited until I showed him the elf doll and he didn’t like the doll. He took it and threw it and said “NO! NO!” To me the elf doll is freaking creepy, it’s creepy! The whole concept is creepy because the elf is there to watch over your kid so the elf can go back and tell Santa if your kid was good or bad. The whole concept is weird because the elf is staring at your kid all day and at night he moves around and then you wake up and he’s somewhere else and you have to find him. That’s so CREEPY. Especially for me where I believe in paranormal shit and that the doll can actually move creeps me out! I feel like my son definitely got that feeling of a creepy doll staring at him and didn’t like it! Maybe next year he’ll like it. I’m still going to try to use it next year just because his temper tantrums are so bad! I’m gonna be like Lorenzo, the elf is watching you! It’s so freaking creepy!
Supposedly Miley Cyrus is dating Patrick Schwarzenegger, Arnold’s son! There are pictures of them kissing and hugging. They are kissing and clearly they are dating. I wonder what Arnold Schwarzenegger thinks about it! Miley looks really happy in these pictures and I’m proud! She’s smiling and looks really happy. Good for Miley, she deserves a good guy! I am definitely getting the Miley Cyrus Viva Glam for MAC lipstick when it comes out. Good for you girl! Here birthday is this week and me and Miley share the same birthday! Yeah I’m gonna text Miley and tell her to come over and hang out for our birthdays!
I just love Christmas music and it makes me feel so happy no matter what has happened or what mood I’m in. When I hear Christmas music, I just become a happy and joyful person. That’s why the two times I gave birth I listened to Christmas music because it just made me feel good even though I was going through this horrific pain. I just thought about Santa Claus and everything else just went away and I was just happy.
Mama June got prosecuted for not paying child support for her molested child. I thought Mama June was so sweet and now all this shit is coming out about her. I thought she was so cool when we met! Is she really dating this molester guy? Dude I don’t get it but it’s freaking weird. The gay uncle, Uncle Squirrel should adopt Honey Boo Boo so she’s not around all that drama. I don’t wanna talk shit about Mama June because I met her and she’s great but the shit that’s coming up, girl rethink what you’re doing! That’s all I have to say.
More on this on my podcast…