If anything bad happens to me and Jionni, we are not taping it. I don’t like negative energy. I love everything positive and butterflies… and zombies. I’ll break Jionni’ss knee caps and kill him if he tries to leave me. He knows I’m crazy. I’m up his ass all the time. We still have a sex life, but I just started birth control so I’m waiting for it to kick in before we do it again. I don’t make any loud noises. We do it at night when the kids are sleeping because Lorenzo will walk in and just stare at us.
According to The National Inquirer, Kris Jenner is on the hunt for a sperm donor because she wants to have a baby before her upcoming 60th birthday. But this information is also from The National Inquirer. That has to be fake. The magazine is saying she’s babysitting her grand kids now because she wants her own. Yeah there is no way she wants more kids. That can’t be true. What do you think?
There were rumors that Mama June and Sugar Bear were being pursued by Vivid Entertainment to do a porno for a million dollars. But Mama June actually told TMZ, she would never consider the porn offer for her and Sugar Bear to do the dirty and make a million dollars.
““I have more respect for myself and my kids and my family. It ain’t happening, not even for a zillion dollars,” Mama June told the site.
Let’s be real, I would watch it. We would all be curious and watch it together. Sugar Bear is the baby daddy who is awesome and Mama June is the one who was supposedly dating the predator. I would so watch it. Joey said he would do a sex tape for a million dollars. But I would never do it.
Would you watch the Mama June and Sugar Bear porno?
New episode of Snooki and JWOWW TONIGHT!!! On this episode, the gay Joeys join us for a tea party in our Victorian outfits for an etiquette class. We wanted to learn to be classy and respectable ladies. Me and Jenni were running a little late and Joey was in the parking lot drinking rum from tampons. Joey knew we were going to an etiquette class and there wouldn’t be any alcohol so he had to bring reinforcements. He didn’t want the etiquette ladies to see so he bought these liquor holders that look like tampon wrappers but on the inside it’s a test tube that you can fill with your favorite libations. He chose whiskey and BROUGHT a bunch and they all got bomb.com and it was just a hot mess. Check out the preview of tonight’s episode above and make sure to tune in at 10/9c only on MTV to watch the brand new episode!